Smart - Tee Pants
I am too clever for my own good
I don’t tolerate fools and maybe I should!
I recently argued with my doctor
I belittled her - - I even mocked her
I declared myself - impervious to harm
Despite her advice - “You’ll buy the farm!”
I ate what I wanted in prestigious amounts
Without a worry as my weight and BP mounts
I ordered no food - unless it was fried
If my doctor asked - well, I lied
I was far too smart for such advice
I ordered whiskey and soda - - lots of ice
To my irritation and dismay
Common ailments came my way!
I was due to have a series of tests
Luckily I’m cerebrally blessed
The smart-allick doctors tried and tried
I was in denial - so I denied!
What happen? Well, I died!